Birds are TERRIFYING

Anyone who knows me well is aware of three pretty basic facts about me. I wouldn't say they are definitive of my person, rather they just tend to obviate other information due to their supposed "strangeness" (they're my truths, so I find them completely normal, of course). These three things are:

1. I love hobos
2. I can't eat gluten (more on that coming soon)
3. I have a deeply entrenched- and admittedly irrational- phobia of dead birds


I cannot even bring myself to image search a real bird, that's the level of crazy we're talking about here.

If you think you can handle my ornithophobia, click "Unabridged."